green power is weak power

Red Energy

Red Energy
Anywhere you go you get bombarded with green energy, Kyoto, renewable energy, carbon footprint. It's on the news, in the papers, hell, even energy companies are trying to make money of you by selling you green energy. We have to take care of the environment, but what has the environment ever done for YOU?? Nothing, except spilling acid rain on you, sending tornado's to your house and causing floods!

Please ignore everything remotely green. Get your energy from CommuNet, the supplier that's doesn't care about the environment but about YOU, the customer!

Our energy is more powerful, more fun and just better than that smelly green stuff since all our energy is produced in communist regimes where they, like us, don't care about 'mother' earth. And as far as your carbon footprint is concerned: all women know what they say about men with big feet!

CommuNet Red Energy: don't be misled, go red!