Communet Red Energy, because green power is weak power
green power is weak power
Nasty Nuclear
Do you remember the 70's and 80's with those huge protests in support of nuclear energy? Aaah great times they were indeed. Unfortunately the government was less enthusiast and left us virtually without any form of nuclear power.
But those days are over! For power users and carbon-aware customer we offer our Nasty Nuclear product line. Do you have a lot of appliances in your household? Transistor radio's, electric toothbrushes, multiple trouser presses? For a competitive monthly fee you can have our 'Personal Fusion Package' which includes a compact 'Nuke-Lee-R' mini-reactor, a nice ice cube maker for cooling of the reactor and an unlimited supply of nuclear materials.
If you order our Nuclear package now you will receive our free half-life calendar 2010 including a marker. Tomorrow you could be watching TV next to your cozily purring reactor. Join us now for a radiant future!
But those days are over! For power users and carbon-aware customer we offer our Nasty Nuclear product line. Do you have a lot of appliances in your household? Transistor radio's, electric toothbrushes, multiple trouser presses? For a competitive monthly fee you can have our 'Personal Fusion Package' which includes a compact 'Nuke-Lee-R' mini-reactor, a nice ice cube maker for cooling of the reactor and an unlimited supply of nuclear materials.
If you order our Nuclear package now you will receive our free half-life calendar 2010 including a marker. Tomorrow you could be watching TV next to your cozily purring reactor. Join us now for a radiant future!
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